If you put a toddler in your boat to play....

If you put a toddler (especially a curious, mechanically-minded little boy) in your boat to play whilst you work in the garage, said toddler might start to push buttons and fiddle with screws. If  said sweet toddler unscrews the wrong screws, say the screws that hold your windshield onto your boat, that windshield may not stay in place long. It might, for instance, go flying off like a kite when you are going 70 miles an hour down the interstate to go fishing 😱😳😂. Oh the things we don't see coming! Thankfully, all the cars behind said catastrophe are okay. Daddy is out of a windshild for his boat though.  #OMG